What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:30

Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
How did you become popular in school?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
They put up a sign reading
No way
Loons and Moons
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance